"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 03/25/2015 at 17:08 • Filed to: Motorweek, John Davis

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Hi, I'm John Davis, and this is the Public Television Automotive Magazine you should have been watching all along.

BeaterGT > For Sweden 03/25/2015 at 17:11

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Mustangs? Ecoboost? No thanks

472CID > For Sweden 03/25/2015 at 17:20

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Just imagine him taking Clarkson's spot, star interviews, introducing the Stig, etc, it would be glorious.

I just realized his delivery is very similar to Perd Havely

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > For Sweden 03/25/2015 at 17:24

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I hope you are kidding.

I have tried watching MotorWeek, even about cars I am interested in.

I cannot physically stay awake.

I swear there is something subliminal about his voice or patterned delivery that triggers a hypnotic-like sleep trigger.

For Sweden > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 03/25/2015 at 17:25

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That's a hot take brah

Wilsonic > For Sweden 03/25/2015 at 18:05

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*Cuts back to the studio with John and co-presenters Pat Goss and Traffic Jam Jimmy*

"The new EcoBoost is mildly more exciting than the sound of my voice. And on that bombshell, its time to end the show. Goodnite Maryland!"

*Camera pans out, plays Ramblin' Man by the Allman Brothers*

NJAnon > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 03/25/2015 at 21:50

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#ShotsFired

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > NJAnon 03/25/2015 at 23:31

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Don't get me wrong, he seems like a perfectly nice guy...

but the radio-voice inflection, and methodical broadcaster cadence is a physiological effect... like focusing on a pendulum pocket watch.